Toddler Astronaut Costume

It’s 2044. The earth is in shambles courtesy of pollution, overpopulation, and the dog uprising of 2039. With the aid of next-level sci fi technology humankind is exploring the galaxy in search of a new home. We’ve gotten far, planted flags all over the place like overzealous golf caddies, but we have yet to find a suitable replacement. Things look bleak for the future of our species.A shiny spaceship nears a promising new planet in a far away galaxy, one brimming with potential for life and colonization like we have never seen before. A new hope. It gently nestles down on the grassy terrain. Out steps an intrepid space explorer, our hero, looking to the alien horizon with a sense of pride and destiny. They daringly take off their helmet and take the first breath of this new, perfect world’s air. They then utter these historic words: “I shall name this new home for humankind after my parent, and I will name its moon halloweencostumes.com, for without both I would never have be