E115: Element 115 (Hyper-Sonic Dark Roast)

Propulsion Fuel for the Interstellar Grind. The Inspiration: Buckle up and prepare for liftoff. E115 is our supreme dark roast inspired by the legendary Element 115—the rumored power source for anti-gravity technology and trans-medium travel. Whether you’re launching a covert spacecraft or just trying to transcend the daily grind, this roast offers the perfect balance of richness and intensity to keep any interstellar traveler fueled for the journey ahead. The Tech: Our proprietary Hyper-Sonic roasting process is designed to capture the same energy that propels unidentified aerial phenomena through instantaneous acceleration. Sourced from the far reaches of the Laniakea Supercluster (and a few select high-altitude spots on Earth), these beans are artisan-roasted to defy gravity. Best of all, this coffee is formulated for every life form—from Humans and Greys to Reptiloids and the Hopkinsville Goblin. The Profile: Primary Notes: Smoky Volcanic Ash, Black Molasses, and Singed Cacao.