Austrian "Babemelter" PT Shorts

“You can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.” — Arnold Schwarzenegger That's why the Austrian military designed these shorts with Arnold Schwarzenegger in mind. One small back pocket with enough room to hold your tourniquet so you can be the world’s highest, speediest, lowest-draggest, operator. As a bonus, it sports an interior liner to hold all the goods securely while you blind them with your speed, style and thighs.  Excellent for use at the beach, in the gym, in a shoot house, your moms house and the Whitehouse(?). The possibilities are endless. Grab these shorts, pre-workout and enough steroids to kill a small horse and get after it kings.  Specifications Inseam: 3in (We’re told this is average) 50/50 Cotton/Poly Drawstring Brief Liner Back pocket Sizing The Babemelters follow the standard Austrian base layer sizing system, which we've translated into US pant sizes. From our preliminary testing the shorts will fit as follows: Size 1 fits 24" to 32" W