British DPM Trigger Finger Mittens

You’re trudging through the woods. The snow is deep and heavy, draining more and more warmth and strength from your legs with each step. An incredible growl echoes, and you lock eyes with a mountain lion as it viciously descends the snowy hill beside you. You take the butt of your Browning Hi-Power into the nylon and rubber palm of your mitten, slip your trigger finger into the finger slot of his majesty’s glorious faux fur mitten, through the HP’s trigger guard, and curl it back in one smooth, strong motion–thoughtlessly yielding to muscle memory, you loose a single shot–the mountain lion drops before you, the mist of its lifeblood reddening the green, black, brown, and dark sand of the Queen’s beloved DPM. You crouch down, admiring the animal that nearly claimed your life. Yes–this year’s fursuit will be elegant indeed. Just in time for upside-down winter, we’re stocking British military surplus mittens with trigger fingers. Adorned with the classic British DPM camouflage, these maxi