Brother In Christ Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

Universal patch applicable to all Christendom. *Hand on chest* "Verily, my Brother in Christ, art thou in earnest? What in the name of heaven dost thou thinkest thou art doing?" Specifications Breadth and length: Three to four fingerbreadths by eight fingerbreadths, or nigh two-thirds of a span by a span less a trifle. Wrought of polyester, with lettering likewise wrought. Fastened with hooks and loops for securing. Utterly Abominable in its Nature. Garden of Eden Green or Black as the accuser Disclamation:  Verily, this patch is a jest and satire, crafted for mirth. I beseech thee, take not any part thereof in earnest.