Subversive Quotes Cocktail Napkins

Cotton Cocktail Napkins with 25 Unique Quotes Each set contains 2 quotes of each  4.5” x 4.5”  - 50 Napkins "I don't hate people. I just sometimes feel better when they're not around." "The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for pizza." "It's OK if you don't like me, not everyone has great taste." "Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot revenge." "Decaf only works if you throw it at people." "I never said it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you!" "I can do all things through spite, which strengthens me." "In my defense, I was left unsupervised." "I don't mind coming to work but this 8 hour wait to go home is just stressful." "A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet." "I am an adult... nut not like a real adult." "All I know is one of us is right and the other is you." "I would agree with you but then we'd both be wrong." "I don't have the energy to pretend I like you today." "I'm not rude. I'm selectively pol