Soothe Sayer (3-Pack)

Take a stand. Acknowledge that time equals money and commit to stopping the waste of both resources on storing bulky hydrojelly powder tubs, mixing and washing bowls and brushes, slapping yoni masks on your clients, and waiting for them to dry. Oh, Sweet Baby Cheese-Its! You could be building empires, overthrowing governments, or better yet, breaking your own damn heart with K-dramas. Instead, swap all that chaos for a pre-made vajacial mask that's as thin as a sigh, simplifying storage and finishing a vajacial quicker than a tween rolling her eyes. Packed with algae extract and hydrolyzed collagen for utmost soothing and calming, when applied, this mask is colder than the shade your ex feels seeing you slay.