Cocktail Napkins

1. Here's to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget.2. Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.3. I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.4. This cocktail tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.5. Cocktails are like a present you give yourself.6. This senorita needs a margarita.7. Age and glasses of wine should never be counted.8. Wine, because kids.9. You know what rhymes with Friday? Vodka.10. Trust me, you can dance.11. I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.12. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.