MB #10 - THE EUPHEMISTICS
WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "There's no nice way to describe The Euphemistics. These vocally-challenged and partially-proficient musicians packed their pre-owned van and played to crowd-challenged venues in economically disadvantaged cities everywhere. Ideal for the aurally-challanged, their sole album, Put You Down, was immediately put out to pasture." Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear! **Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering! .: 100% combed ringspun cotton .: Light fabric.: Premium fit.: Tear away label