MB #27 - THE KEYBOARD STIFFS

WHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES?? Concert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! ON THE BACK: The same 20 cities they've "toured" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio: "Just after Thomas Dolby went blind from science, but just before radio reeked of teen gusto, The Keyboard Stiffs took their unique brand of lazy-pop on the road, but never took it seriously. Too late for its time, "Ennui & Ivory" had a familiar, tedious sound and was quickly muted by 1991's grunge invasion." Printed on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear! **Mock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check SIZE CHART before ordering! .: 100% combed ringspun cotton .: Light fabric.: Premium fit.: Tear away label