Dog book, Everyone Sucks Except My Dog, book shaped pencil holder, planter, or vase, mature language

Great gift for a lover of dogs over humans.  Features a faux cover that reads: Everyone Sucks Except My Dog (and other Hairy Tails)  By Husa Goodog. Use it to hold pens, pencils, or brushes. It is water tight and can be used as a vase or planter (no drainage hole). Handmade in my New Jersey studio from stoneware clay, kiln fired. This piece measures 5 inches tall, 4 x 2. Cover is decoupaged on and sealed with a non yellowing varnish. Follow me on Instagram @lennymud or facebook @lennymudpottery to see behind the scenes and get special discounts. SHIPPING-$6. FREE SHIPPING on orders over $59 - Continental USA only