'Get Off My Lawn' - Home Defense Patch

PATCH DROP #013Limited Run...Only 80 patches are available in this series! 4" Square Includes classic hook-and-loop backing.   Imagine for a moment that you’re an affluent lawyer living peacefully with your wife in suburban Missouri. You have a beautiful house on a quiet street, in a gated community. Your lawn is freshly mowed and has achieved the perfect hue of lush green. You’ve got a wardrobe stocked to the brim with only the coolest Brooks Brothers outfits. You’re the envy of the neighborhood, the pride of the community…living your best life. Now picture this: one morning, you and your wife, Patricia, are enjoying a nice breakfast, when you hear a disturbance outside. You run to the window to see what’s going on. What you see horrifies you; it’s your greatest fear come to life… COMMIES…COMMIES EVERYWHERE! A virtually unending procession of vagrants are coming up your private street and shouting obscenities and Marxist propaganda at your neighbors. But how did they get in? Those gat