Paradoxically Rude Magnets

Behold the field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and see that it is barren. This magnet is cut and engraved from a piece of 1/8" MDF board, then sealed with several layers of polyurethane to maintain long-lasting quality. Lastly, a 1/4" rare earth magnet is secured to the back, and let me tell you.. that shit isn't going to go flying off your fridge at the slightest bump. These magnets are strong as fuck.  Measures approx. 4"x3". Ready to ship.