Healthy Distrust of Authority Shirt

I Have a Healthy Distrust of Authority. That's it, no additional commentary on how I lack faith in the system yet believe every single thing the authorities tell me to believe. Imagine the self-delusion, the mental gymnastics it takes to truly accept that you can simultaneously regard the system as untrustworthy but still accept them as your masters and saviors.  Have a healthy distrust in authority and reject all of their government solutions!  100% Ringspun Cotton   Heather Colors Contain Polyester   Buttery Soft Material   Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit   Superior Quality DTG Print   Durable, High Thread Count   Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free    Size guide   LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61