Advanced Theories on Launching Politicians into the Ocean with Trebuchets Hardcover Journal

Ever found yourself sketching out a parabolic arc in the margin of a meeting agenda? This journal is for you. Bound in faux-academic elegance, Advanced Theories on Launching Politicians into the Ocean with Trebuchets gives you 150 lined pages of pure freedom — ideal for notes, diagrams, grievances, or ballistic calculations. Whether you're drafting liberty-fueled manifestos or just writing down what not to say at jury duty, this hardbound volume will inspire precision, defiance, and just a pinch of medieval energy. Matte laminated cover that feels as good as it looks 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm) – a perfect size for briefcases and bug-out bags 150 lined pages (75 sheets) with perforated edges for easy tear-outs Casewrap binding with flexible sewn spine Made in the USA — trebuchets not included For entertainment purposes only. Please consult your local physicist before testing any theories.