DOGE Department of Government Efficiency Hoodie
DOGE might be the bureaucratic equivalent of your group chat’s boozy late-night hot takes: bold, ambitious, yet utterly toothless—a self-proclaimed advisory council with all the power of a kitten meowing at a thunderstorm. But—and it’s a big but—what if someone actually took those ideas seriously? Acted on them? The result would be nothing short of a libertarian fever dream come to life: a roaring utopia of freedom, prosperity, and unfiltered badassery that could make even the Founding Fathers fist-pump from the afterlife. Sounds like the kind of grand idea that deserves at least a little push—maybe nudged into reality by the sheer audacity of a meme sweatshirt. Am I right? Don’t bother answering. I already know I am. Features: • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket• Double-needle st