I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Can Cooler

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Can Cooler

$6.00
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You sexually identify as an attack helicopter. Ever since you were a boy, you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful.Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with this super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt that looks great on men, women, transgendered, helicopters, and even our fixed-winged brothers and sisters. • Made from neoprene • Waterproof• Dual-size customization• Ribbed seams• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)• Spot clean as needed• Printed in the USThis product is made on demand. No minimums.

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