Let's Destroy the World with Social Media T-Shirt
The Lizard People™ finally perfected the art of control. Forget chemtrails, fluoride, and mind-wiping satellites—why bother when you can just let people brainwash themselves? Enter: social media—the most diabolical psyop ever unleashed. At first, it was all cat videos, vacation pics, and that guy from high school hawking protein powder. But then came the algorithms—carefully tuned to extract maximum outrage, ensure nobody ever agrees on anything, and keep you locked in an endless loop of doomscrolling and digital warfare. ✅ Government surveillance? You opt in.✅ Mind control? Self-inflicted.✅ Propaganda? You spread it for free. Brilliant. Now here we are—bickering in comment sections, canceling our grandmothers, and going to war over which billionaire’s yacht deserves our loyalty. If you ever stop scrolling long enough to notice, don’t worry—the fact-checkers will promptly remind you what to think. 🎁 The perfect shirt for: Anyone who’s been banned at least once. Those who read 1984 and