Wuhan Institute of Virology Enamel Mug

The official mug of plausible deniability. Perfect for sipping tea while the world burns—or casually brewing up a mild global catastrophe before lunch. This rugged little camper mug features the not-at-all-suspicious seal of the now-world-famous Wuhan Institute of Virology: Gain-of-Function Division. Great for field work, leak response teams, or just swapping notes with the CDC over espresso. Whether you're: Power-chugging black coffee before another round of congressional testimony Camping near exotic bat caves “for research” Or just trying to stir up something with a little more bite than your usual flu season —this mug is a must-have for any lab coat-wearing supervillain with tenure. Durable enamel that’s almost as resistant to accountability as international health agencies Lightweight for fast getaways Lead & BPA-free (unlike your internal emails) White with silver rim—classic biohazard chic Hand-wash only, because gain-of-function doesn’t include dishwasher