You Have A Greater Statistical Chance of Dying from the Clintons than my AR-15 T-shirt
You've probably heard the saying, "guns don't kill people, people kill people." But have you ever stopped to consider the real statistics? Believe it or not, you have a greater statistical chance of dying from the Clintons than you do from an AR-15. That's right, the list of acquaintances of the Clintons who have perished under questionable circumstances is unfortunately long. From mysterious plane crashes to "suicides," it seems like the Clintons have a knack for consorting with the unluckiest people in America. So next time someone tries to take away your right to bear arms, just remember: the real danger might just be a former President or Democratic nominee. Wear this t-shirt as a reminder to always question the statistics and the motives of those who present them. The Second Amendment is there for a reason. It's the Epstein theorem. Verified by the McAfee axiom. First posited by the Foster hypothesis. 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckli