Nutcracker Card – Funny Holiday Card for Friends & Coworkers

“I’m not a player, I just crush a lot.” 🥜💋🎄 This funny Nutcracker-inspired holiday card brings the perfect mix of classic Christmas and modern sass. Whether you’re sending it to your bestie, your office secret Santa, or someone who loves a good pun, this card delivers holiday humor with a wink. Blank inside for your own message — heartfelt, hilarious, or just another bad (but amazing) pun. ✨ Details: A2 size (4.25" × 5.5") Blank inside Includes a kraft envelope Box set includes 6 cards Printed in New Bern, NC Professionally printed on 100% recycled paper 🎁 Perfect For: Friends • Coworkers • Pun lovers • Anyone who appreciates a little sass with their holiday cheer