Purple Porpoise Patch Hat

Stroll into the next gathering like a rock star like you OWN the place in this one-of-a-kind-you-ain't-gonna-find-it-anywhere-else Purple Porpoise vintage patch hat! Available in the uber-popular, vintage distressed, mesh-backed classic trucker style, and also a 100% cotton, slightly more subdued (but equally bitchin') "no-mesh" version. Your call, same result: You're Awesome Dominance Guaranteed! USA-made, stitched, old-school patches adorn your choice of lid. Be ready to OWN the guy who only shows up in a (snicker) game day polo!