I Got A Boat Koozie

Luckless Outfitters Product Review: “I Got A Boat If You Got A Throat” Koozie Here at Luckless Outfitters, we believe in three things: cold drinks, questionable humor, and the kind of confidence that gets you into trouble and makes for great stories later. That’s exactly the energy behind our “I Got A Boat If You Got A Throat” koozie. It’s bold, it’s brash, and it’s guaranteed to make Grandma choke on her iced tea if she reads it too fast. This koozie was designed for the folks who know that life on the water isn’t just about fishing. It’s about fun, laughter, and seeing who can say the most outrageous thing before noon. Whether you’re the captain of your own bass boat or just a professional passenger, this koozie is your invitation to live life with zero shame and a cold beer in hand. Built from high-quality neoprene, this little beauty keeps your drink cold longer than your last relationship. It’s tough, lightweight, and made to handle everything from sunrise fishing trips to sunset