The CFO Beard Balm

This profile is Original J's, our Chief Fuckery Officer's, first foray into essential oil blending.  And he nailed it! Crafted for the modern man, CFO Beard Oil blends ancient botanicals and rich, earthy aromas into a grooming experience unlike any other. At its heart lies Myrrh, revered for its warm, resinous depth and skin-soothing power. Vetiver roots anchor the scent with a smoky, grounding earthiness, while Sandalwood weaves in creamy wood notes for a touch of quiet sophistication. Delicate Lotus flower adds an air of serene clarity, elevating the senses and calming the mind. A final flourish of Gardenia brings soft floral elegance, balancing the bold with the beautiful. This nourishing blend not only softens and strengthens your beard, but also evokes a ritualistic calm — as if stepping through a forest temple at dawn. Fast-absorbing and non-greasy, it’s ideal for daily use. What’s in our Beard Balm that makes it so good? The best stuff you can put on your beard, that’s what