How Dare You Funny Retirement Candle

Retirement: when the only meetings are with your couch, your coffee, and whatever show you’re binging. Celebrate the glorious exit from office life with this hilarious soy candle — the perfect retirement gift for coworkers, bosses, friends, or anyone who finally ditched the 9-to-5 grind. Packed with immersive aromas, these scented candles are available in 4oz or 9oz glass jars.  🌵 100% Soy Wax Blend🌵 Cotton Wicks🌵 Phthalate Free Fragrances🌵 Black Lid & Reusable Vessel🌵 50-60 Hour Burn Time   PACKAGINGYour candle will arrive in a plain shipping box and will not include an invoice. If you choose to upgrade to the gift box, your candle will arrive in a black gift box with a jar of black matches, and brown crinkle shredded paper. You will also have the option to include a custom gift message that will display inside your gift box upon opening the lid.   PRODUCTION & SHIPPINGOrder Production: 1-3 business daysStandard Shipping: 2-5 business days after production timePriority Shippin