Chinese Crested Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of™ Chinese Crested Farts

Our Chinese Crested-inspired aromatherapy candle is a fitting gift for Chinese Crested moms and dads who love their furry companions unconditionally, robust Chinese Crested toots notwithstanding. As the label reads, it "Smells Like The Opposite Of™ Chinese Crested Farts" and is infused with "unconditional love, massive amounts of cuteness, lotsa treats, and a hint of best dog ever."The Chinese Crested fart candle comes in several nose-pleasing scents that all indeed smell like the opposite of your Chinese Crested's fragrant tail-wind. Our candles are hand-poured in the USA and made with 100% natural, high-quality ingredients—free of lead, plastics, parabens, dyes, phthalates, or any other synthetic fillers. Hence, you can 'breathe a sigh of relief' knowing our candles don't emit anything toxic into your air—unlike the unfiltered emissions from Chinese Crested posteriors.With an emphasis on quality, sustainability, and a shared admiration for our beloved Chinese Cresteds, this candle pr