Saint Bernard Candle - Smells Like The Opposite Of Saint Bernard Farts

Our Saint Bernard-themed aromatherapy candle is a hilariously appropriate gift for Saint Bernard owners who adore their furry friends, but robust St. Bernard flatulence, not so much. As the label indicates, it "Smells Like The Opposite Of™ Saint Bernard Farts" and is infused with "unconditional love, massive amounts of cuteness, lotsa treats, and a hint of best dog ever."Promising an olfactory experience entirely distinct from Bernard butt, this candle comes in a variety of scents, all of which offer the guarantee of being a sweet-smelling contrast to Saint Bernard farts. Our candles are handcrafted with care in the USA and made from 100% natural, premium-quality ingredients—free of lead, plastics, parabens, dyes, phthalates, or any other synthetic nasties. As such, you can be sure our candles are not releasing harmful fumes into the air you breathe, a claim your Saint Bernard's exhaust cannot quite match.By emphasizing quality, sustainability, and relatability, our Saint Bernard fart