Happy Fucking Holidays, Balsam Fir Wax Melts

This isn’t just wax in a festive flavor. 🎄It’s seasonal sabotage—melting stress and masking the scent of your emotional decay. Perfect for when you want the holiday vibe without the open flame, our wax melts are strong enough to drown out in-law tension, burnt cookies, and existential dread. Our soy wax melts are infused with bold, clean scents and handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass aromas that ghost you. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going. ✨ Use it when:• You need to disappear into a scent cocoon• The seasonal blues are thick but so is your wax melt stash• Lighting a candle feels like too much work (or risk)