Hoodie Life, Bergamot & Mahogany Soy Candle

🎄 This isn’t just a holiday candle. It’s seasonal survival, bottled. A middle finger to the forced cheer. A flickering reminder that your sanity matters more than matching pajamas. We created this Holiday collection back when “peace on Earth” felt like a sick joke and holiday stress was melting us down faster than a snowman in Phoenix. These scents? They’re our defense mechanism. Our tiny, scented acts of rebellion against the noise, the pressure, and the world being a total dumpster fire. You deserve more than a stale sugar cookie candle from a big box store. You deserve to be seen, soothed, and slightly less homicidal—with scent. Hand-poured on the Oregon Coast, our soy candles are infused with clean burn vibes, sass, and zero toxins. No vanilla BS. No ghosting scent throw. Just bold seasonal therapy in a jar. Smells like that ‘cancel all plans’ energy, bottled. Sweater weather with a side of seasonal avoidance.— check the Scent Notes tab above for details. ✨ Use it when: • You're o