Smells Like There's Not Enough Sage & Citrus For This Sh*t

🌿There’s Not Enough Sage in the World for This Shit This isn’t just a candle.It’s a smoky sigh. A citrus-laced eye roll. A subtle “nope” for the days when the vibes are… off. We created this collection four years ago when the world felt unbearably heavy. Humor became our armor, and these candles became tiny shields—lit with sarcasm, survival, and just enough hope to keep going.You deserve more than burnout. You deserve to feel seen, heard, and powerful—even when you're side-eyeing the universe from your couch. Our soy candles are infused with bold, clean scents and big energy, handcrafted in small batches on the Oregon Coast. No toxins. No weak-ass “positivity only” vibes. Just honesty, humor, and the courage to keep going. Scented like Spiritual Boundaries — fresh sage, soft citrus, and a whisper of GTFO energy — this candle doesn’t just smell good. It clears the damn air. ✨ Light It When: • The news breaks (again)• You want to scream, but lighting something feels safer• You need to r