THE HULKAMANIA BASTARD
THE HULKAMANIA BASTARD BEARD OIL A tribute oil in memory of the man, the myth, the legend Hulk Hogan (1953–2025). WARNING: May cause sudden shirt-tearing, flexing, and irrational confidence. Apply with intensity — and let your doubts get leg dropped into oblivion!!! WHAT’CHA GONNA DO… When this oil drops the top rope on your beard, brother? Step into the squared circle with HULKAMANIA — a tag-team blend of bold beach swagger and vintage ringside masculinity. We took sun-soaked pineapple and slammed it into high-voltage citrus, then powerbombed it onto a rugged barbershop-leather base with a golden glow. This ain’t your calm-and-cozy scent. This is championship glory in a bottle — sweat, swagger, and legacy, with just enough smoothness to raise a belt high and walk away slow. Made for the beards that enter like theme music is playing… and leave behind only silence and shattered egos. Scent Notes Top Notes – Power & Energy • Crushed Pineapple – a nod to 1980s tropical swagger and