Raven Paddle

" Doth a bottom sit a-taunting, so unbruised and wanting, from the dungeon floor? Untamed and burning, so wildly yearning, from dusk until the early morn.  Unsettled in their shackling, lest they feel a couple rappings, rappings on their chamber door, Behold this paddle smacking, Quoth this Raven...evermore. "   The engraving features a classic raven perched within a hallow moon - to be still even the most tell-tale hearts.  (ok, enough bad Poe references....although, we are in Richmond, VA after all.)