Huge Penis... Coffee mug

I like my coffee like I like my men. Huge Penis. Coffee Mug Size: 14oz Size matters. Life is too short for subtlety. Make your barista blush or spark "interesting conversation" with your co-workers (and possibly HR...) with this hilariously naughty coffee mug. This coffee mug is sure to make your morning brew a little spicier. Whether you’re sipping alone or hosting brunch, this coffee mug is a conversation starter, a mood setter, and a subtle hint that you’re not here to play games (unless it’s that kind of game). Every time you take a sip, you’re not just drinking coffee—you’re making a declaration. It’s a reminder that life’s too short for weak coffee and weak… well, you know. And let’s be honest, this mug isn’t just for coffee. It’s for wine, tea, or whatever liquid courage you need to keep your standards sky-high. Plus, it’s a great way to weed out the insecure ones. If someone sees this mug and gets nervous, they’re probably not the one for you. But if they laugh and offer t