Thirsty Little F*cker Coozie

"Thirsty Little F*er" Neoprene Coozie – Hydration with an Attitude** Stay thirsty, but make it funny. This "Thirsty Little F*er" neoprene coozie** is perfect for those who never say no to one more round. Whether you're chugging a cold one at a BBQ, pregaming for a night out, or just embracing your unapologetic thirstiness, this coozie keeps your drink cold, your hands dry, and the vibes hilarious. Why You Need This Coozie: ✔ Keeps Drinks Ice Cold – Made from premium neoprene to ensure your 12oz cans and bottles stay refreshingly chilled.✔ Lightweight & Portable – Folds flat, so you can take it wherever your next drink is waiting.✔ Durable & Built to Last – Just like your ability to keep coming back for more.✔ Bold & Playful Design – A simple yet striking black text on white background, so there's no mistaking the message.✔ Perfect Gift for the Party Animal – Ideal for bachelor/bachelorette parties, birthdays, or the friend who’s always the last one standing. 🍻 Grab yours to