Self Love Worm greeting card

A card encouraging folks to take care of themselves — particularly articularly those who have asked “would you still love me if I were a worm?” And gotten a negative answer. Text reads “People always ask what others would do if they were a worm and never think: How would I care for myself if I were I worm?” “Love that wriggly little body of mine,” “Taste the mmm mmm soil,” “Appreciate my role as an important decomposer,” “Feel the rain on my skin (ideally not from a sidewalk).”  5 x 7 inch card. 100 lb matte paper, locally printed. Blank inside. Comes with a self-sealing blue-grey paper envelope.