Rustic Farmhouse Bottle Opener with Oil Rubbed Bronze Hardware

You know what makes me sad? I'll tell you what makes me sad...  Its having a nice cold bottled beverage ready to go, after a long day in the shop, and having no way to open the top... I mean really... What is a man supposed to do? Bite off the top with my teeth and spit the cap on the floor?   Bang the edge of the cap on the side of my table like a barbarian?  Or... God Forbid.... Walk in the house and get a bottle opener??? Come on... If you're a high-class, civilized member of society, you absolutely MUST have a beautifully hand-crafted wooden bottle opener with a magnetic catch (that's right... all the caps magically get caught on the wood before they can hit the floor). Is this beautiful, handmade, rustic farmhouse bottle opener an absolute necessity for your family's happiness? Yes, we believe it is... You'll love how this handsome bottle opener is handcrafted out of a thick plank of reclaimed white oak hardwood straight out of the forests of South Mississippi. Its the perfect siz