Honest Sympathy Card: "I'm sorry the universe is a cunt."

There's no sugar-coating this one. The universe gave someone you care about the long, hard shaft. So, let them know you're down to curse the fates and empty the liquor cabinet with them for eternity if need be.• This card is empty inside, just like you• 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)• Comes with a white envelope