Funny Thanksgiving Card – “Nothing says gratitude like devouring a bird…” — TG001

Funny Thanksgiving Card – “Nothing says gratitude like devouring a bird…” — TG001

$6.99
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Because nothing says thankful like eating something helpless. 😌🦃This darkly hilarious Modern Wit card reads: “Thanksgiving — Nothing says gratitude like devouring a bird that never stood a chance.” Perfect for holiday hosts, friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a twisted truth with their turkey dinner. Premium cardstock, blank inside, envelope included — ready for your sincere or sarcastic message.

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