“Let’s Grab Coffee and Pretend We’re Not Dead Inside” | Funny Coffee Greeting Card

For the friends who fuel your caffeine addiction and your coping mechanisms — this “Let’s Grab Coffee and Pretend We’re Not Dead Inside” card is the perfect dose of dark humor and millennial honesty. With playful coffee-themed illustrations (lattes, iced coffee, muffins, and daisies) on a soft mauve background, it’s the ideal blend of sass and sentiment. Whether you’re gifting it to your best friend, coworker, or fellow caffeine enthusiast, it’s guaranteed to get a laugh. Designed by Ellie Joe Design Co., this card pairs boutique quality with relatable humor — a modern classic for coffee lovers everywhere. ✨ Product Details 5” x 7” folded greeting card Blank inside for your personal note Printed on premium matte cardstock Includes kraft envelope Packaged in a clear protective sleeve Original Ellie Joe Design Co. artwork 💕 Perfect For Coffee lovers and caffeine addicts Funny friend or coworker gifts Everyday humor cards Birthday or just-because moments