Human Suit Astronaut and Moon - Fuckery Be Gone

Human Suit Astronaut and Moon - Fuckery Be Gone

$46.00
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 I realize the name is creepy, but listen, my spiritual mentor always called being incarnated as wearing her “Human Astronaut Suit” so this is my homage to her lol. She’s probably up there like, “okay then, Rhian” but la la la I won’t listen to the ridicule from spirit at the moment because I feel clever. ANYWAY - these astronauts are a way to signal to the Universe that we come in peace, we are curious, we are clever, we have conquered our need for gravity and oxygen and we’re ready to see what lies beyond the fuckery and chaos of Earth. These astronauts are holding the moon (white marble) and/or perched atop of it (black obsidian) and either way they are asserting their dominance over fuckery. This is the vibe and the energy for real. I am impressed with us and our consistent curiosity, brilliance, skills in math and science and our persistence to get TF off of this effing planet. It’s super relatable, mmmkay? Despite me being absurd these ARE crystal carved astronauts and they truly

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