TASCO MTB Sessions Adventure Shorts

Let's lay out a few scenarios here, and see if your current shorts are up to the "anything shorts" challenge.  One pair of shorts must be used for the entire adventure.   1:  I have to work until 5 today, but want to go ride as soon as I get off.  After the ride, we are going to the brewery for a couple of beers to share the tales of the trails.   2:  We are riding up to this hidden lake, and we plan to hop in the water to cool off when we get there. 3:  My wife wants to go shopping this afternoon, and my favorite trailhead is right next to the shopping center.  I'd like to bring my bike and ride while she shops, and then join her for dinner afterward. 4:  I'm going to be camping this weekend, and we are bringing our bikes.  I want my shorts to be able to handle whatever I throw at them during the adventure   What happens when you marry the perfect hybrid surf short, with a well thought out riding short?  You get the Sessions shorts, the truly Anything Short.  The ideal shorts for yo