How Long You Tolerated Each Other card

It's truly remarkable how long you two have tolerated each other.  Happy Anniversary! You should write a book. Seriously because that shit is impressive. You know the right person for this funny anniversary card.  Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color]  recycled kraft brown  [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank