Leave this Shit Hole Retirement card

You can finally leave this shit hole.  Happy retirement. The most deserving reason to celebrate! You know the right person for this funny retirement card! Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color] recycled kraft brown [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank