Bake You a Moist Cake (TV’s New Girl)card

I’m gonna bake you a birthday cake so moist people are gonna be like, “ew, why did you say moist? I hate that word!” and I’m gonna be like, “taste the cake.” And they’re gonna be like, “damn, it’s moist.” Ernie/Coach of New Girl with the only acceptable use of everyone’s favorite word: MOIST. Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in an eco plant-based cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color] recycled kraft brown [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank