Baby Shit Got Real card

Shit got real. You know the right person for this funny baby card. First borns especially are curse-worthy. Perfect for baby shower (maybe one that grandma isn't at). Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color]  recycled kraft brown  [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank