My Child Requires Caffeine teacher card

I am fully aware that dealing with my child requires caffeine. Please accept this peace offering.  You know the right person for this funny thank you card! 100% of sales from this item are donated towards Robbinsdale, MN families facing children’s school lunch debt. Each card is handmade with high quality acid-free cardstock using laser-printing, archival adhesive and embellishments. Cards are all blank inside and are shipped with a recycled envelope in a cellophane sleeve. [card size] 4.25 in x 5.5 in - A2 [envelope color] recycled kraft brown  [envelope size] 4.375 in x 5.75 in - A2 [material] paper [inside] blank