I like Mushrooms More Than People | Women's Tank Top | Hilarious Mushroom Apparel

“Integrity is telling myself the truth. And honesty is telling the truth to other people.” ~Spencer Johnson According to Spencer Johnson, you can make a move that showcases both your integrity *and* honesty, by simply buying and wearing one of these brutally honest tank tops. It will also have the added bonus of *not* being a conversation starter, unless that other person is really into mushrooms, in which case the odds that you get along with them go way up anyway. • 65% polyester, 35% viscose • Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose • Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Low cut armholes • Curved bottom hem • Side seams This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!