I can never find this F*cking Pen

It has happened to all of us!  I can never find this fucking pen! This pen is the perfect gift for anyone who hates work and has a great sense of humor. The Curvy Ballpoint Pen has a frosted finish in Matt black with a silver trim. These lightweight pens with push button action, silver trim, rubber grip and molded shape were engineered for a comfortable and pleasurable writing experience. Supplied with black ink. Made in United Kingdom All our items ship from our Deale, MD warehouse. Orders ship six day a week via USPS. Orders placed Monday - Friday ship and process within 48-72 hours. Orders placed Saturday-Sunday will process and ship on the following Monday.