“Let’s Keep The D***ery To A Minimum Today” Can Cooler | Funny Sarcastic Drink Sleeve | Adult Humor Gift

  Some days, chaos finds you anyway. But maybe… just maybe… keep it to a minimum. The “Let’s Keep The Dery To A Minimum Today”* can cooler helps you send the message loud and clear. Featuring a bold sarcastic statement, this drink sleeve keeps your beverage cold while warning everyone: today is not the day for nonsense. Perfect for work happy hours, girls’ trips, pool days, bachelorette parties, or any gathering where patience is in short supply. Professionally printed so the design won’t fade, crack, or peel — because your mood should be the only thing in flux. Sip responsibly. Or just survive the d***ery. Funny adult humor 12oz can cooler with bold sarcastic message Perfect for parties, girls’ trips, bachelorette weekends & pool days Keeps drinks cold longer Professionally printed design that won’t fade or peel Makes a hilarious, edgy gift for friends with attitude Guaranteed to spark laughter (and eye-rolls)