Plushie Dreadfuls - Mad Cow Plush Stuffed Animal

  Mad Cow – Your Personal Stampede Stopper Look, the world’s gone sideways. Up is down, peace is a luxury, and folks are angrier than a bull in a hornet’s nest. But you? You don’t have to lose your cool just ‘cause the world’s lost its mind. Meet Mad Cow, the stress-busting plushie that lets you let it out without throwin’ hands or punchin’ drywall. Give its legs a squeeze and them little arms flap like a ranch cook shooing flies off a fresh pie. It’s oddly satisfying. And it works. Mad Cow ain’t just cute. It’s a tool. A funny-lookin’ friend with udders full of understanding and a face that’s seen some things. Whether it’s politics, traffic, or someone talkin' during a movie, you give those legs a good squeeze and let the rage flap itself right outta your system. You can’t fix the world in a day, but you can keep yourself from exploding like a firecracker in a feed shed. Mad Cow’s here to help you hold the line. No judgment. No nonsense. Just therapeutic flappin' and a quiet reminde